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Slitz mag found under former park captain bed.....Wife blames Former Park Chairman Harrison
No smoke without fire
A super injuction has been put in place by an unamed former captain after leaks sufaced that a copy of swedish topical magazine slitz had been found, wet, spoiled and with 2" holes through it......park superfan Dave, speculated "2"'s well its not upo then" Wife of the player has laid the blame firmly with the clubs chairman "leading my husband astray to look at such filth, I'm banning him from seeing any of his friends again," - 04/02/11 The aforementioned not named player hasn't been seen since In other news 10" dong off spark riot in Ibiza streets Another season? Hill to spend his signing on money on new fishing tackle or take the club on for another year.....stats dont lie Fishes caught 3 Goals last season 5 Brett glad to see back of brother "Never liked him anyway" as news of chad moving to London spread Dice worried about stag night atire "As long as its a mankini I'll be fine, I'm not ashamed of my peanut" Onwards and upwards Pre season will start 10th July 2011.....Barrow 10am sharp, bring your signing on money