Club Chairman: Neal Harrison

Neal has fulfilled the role as club chairman since the club was formed.... this grand title sometimes involves Neal, aka Hasbeen filling in the match card after a game, other than that - he doesn't attend training and generally acts innapropriately.

Now I mention it.... I saw Roman Abramovic filling in the Chelsea match card only the other week......

Manager & Club Secretary: John Fern

The most commited manager in the league. Ferny takes regular training sessions and is constantly on the look out for fresh new talent.... be it in Scream on a friday night.... or at Ladbrookes when he's picking up Lenny..... if you show the right attitude and are under the age of 15...... there's every chance you'll be in our starting 11 the next week.

There's no better sunday league manager out there.......

Club Captain: Tim Richards

One of the original 'Galacticos' along with Parko and Hill. Richards has been the regular captain of the club since its formation. Making weekly return trips from Manchester proves his committment to the team...

The guys got goals all over him....